Jerry seinfeld quotes about dating
“Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there.
"Would it kill you not to be so funny all the time?
Some seem to have but one vulnerable point, or door of access; while others have a thousand avenues, and may be captured in a thousand different ways.
It is a great triumph of skill to gain the former, but a still greater proof of generalship to maintain possession of the latter, for man must battle for his fortress at every door and window.
She swimmeth in her joy; she floateth on the tide of happiness.
Everybody knows the pressure of a first date: Searching for that perfect outfit. Dissecting each detail when it's over to check for mistakes.